In Lieu Of Our Regularly Scheduled Blog...
Colin: "Mom! What's wrong?"
Me: "Nothing honey. I'm just reading something funny."
C: "But you sound like you're crying!"
M: "I am just a little but it's because this is so funny."
C: (After coming in to look at the computer monitor.) "Are you going to cook that????"
M: (Wiping the tears streaming from my eyes): "NO. God no. Don't worry. Not even I would make that."
And now my question: Did these items really end up on the tables of Americans in the middle of the 20th century? And was that the reason for the heavy consumption of martinis? And what about the poor children?