And If Teri Dared You To Jump Off The Roof, Would You Do That Too?
For Teri, re: last post's comments.
Here they are: My bare feet. The snow.
I want you to note that I've tarted them up with their first polishing of the season, now that it's 'March' and 'spring' and all. (Ahem.)
I figured that this post would get me all sorts of hits from the pervs with foot fetishes and thought I had better have them looking their finest.
Hate to disappoint anyone.
Right, Rozanne?
Here they are: My bare feet. The snow.
I want you to note that I've tarted them up with their first polishing of the season, now that it's 'March' and 'spring' and all. (Ahem.)
I figured that this post would get me all sorts of hits from the pervs with foot fetishes and thought I had better have them looking their finest.
Hate to disappoint anyone.
Right, Rozanne?
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posted by Diana at 3:44 PM
22 Comments:
This reminds me of my grandma. I'm not in any way implying that you have feet like her. Your feet look nice - nice pedicure.
When I was little, my mom told me every year when it first snowed that we should go out and wash our feet in the snow. Grandma used to do this (I think it was some sort of Swedish home medicine thing) and claimeed it was why she never got sick in the winter.
Those are beautiful but cold tootises!
Put your socks and boots on girl!!!
Sorry, it's a Mom thing.
V.
Just like your dad, only I used to get the paper in the snow while barefoot. We come from hearty stock!!!
The Ole RF-er
I absolutely adore you! (In a creepy, non-internet stalker sort of way, of course!)
I just realized what I wrote... that should be "in a non-creepy, non-internet stalker..."
sheesh.
Why aren't I deleting it?
It's funny. That's why.
and I'm having a Spotted Cow (or two), so it's even funnier...
Just looking at that made me shiver. Brrrr.
But, hey, for your next trick, will you put your tongue on a pump handle? (Don't laugh; a kid here was dared to put his tongue on a lamp post. They had to call the paramedics to unstick him.)
I can feel the cold! But your nail polish REALLY stands out! You can hide in the Smarties box but not in that snow!
Please report back on any snow fetish searches you receive. You never know, eh?
Beth- Those Sweedes are crazy-ass folk, indeed! I think I'll stick with hand-washing and flu shots (not that I don't get plenty of sickness, anyway).
Stace- They suffered for art.
Voyager- Yes, ma'am! I did just that an hour later when I went out with Sara to play on the snow piles.
Dad- That's just silly.
Teri- The creepy stalkers are the best stalkers! (I liked your first comment best, of course.)
Philip- Blinding white snow, blinding white feet. Where does one end and the other begin? The only clue is the polish. (Terribly nice to meet you!)
Listie- I think I'm going to limit my stoopid dares to one a year. Non-transferrable. (There's really a kid alive who doesn't know not to do that???? I hope he was soundly mocked.)
Ruth- Hah! Indeed. They'd fit right in. Should have sprinkled a handful in the snow for camoflage.
Cagey- You know? I'm a bit terrified to get that information. More than a bit, actually. (Eyes closed, fingers in my ears, Lalalalala...)
You know, I've done that. I can't remember why on Earth I would run outside barefoot but I have. Probably to get the paper. It's not so bad. If it's just for a moment or two. I will laugh heartily if you get snow fetish pervs.
You are so very, very brave to be putting your feet out there (both in the snow and out on the Internets where the pervs can see them--and you actually have attractive feet [unlike me].
Brace yourself.
I hope you made yourself a hot toddie as a reward for standing out in the snow with nekkid feet!
oolala... grrrrrrr... so sexy... *wink* I am going to go google hot feet right now just so you get one hit for your feet.. (my feet are not so cute right now)
Dana- You're right, the first several seconds weren't that bad, but then it became quite uncomfortable. I won't be making a habit of it.
Rozanne- Oh, you. You have very attractive feet and your polish beats mine, hands down. I had a nice cuppa as it was about 9am.
Mojavi- You are one evil woman. I see motherhood hasn't made you all soft and sunshiny. Thank goodness.
You've beat me to the first toenail polish of the season...and I live in Georgia! What is wrong with this picture? I have gotten slovenly. :-)
That photo is cool, but it's making my Raynaud's act up!
Ummm, brrrr???? I've really got to think of some bizarre dare for you now....just to see if you'll do it. Curious curious.
You need to dip those tootsies in a bubble bath with a bottle of wine nearby....
The first thing I noticed was how tarty your toes were looking.
What foot-photo challenge will you take on next? Your feet on a ledge, with the camera giving the impression that you're about to topple over?
Jamie- Gasp! Looks like you still have some work to do on your Southern Bellehood (thank goodness).
Christie- (gulp) Umm. No hablo Inglais.
Mona- Mmmmm yeah. That'd make it worth it, indeed.
Jocelyn- As long as you didn't want that shot of my feet in mid-air or crumpled on the pavement. Don't think the polish would look too good.
This could lead to very bizarre internet hazing rituals....
Christie- Coooooool. To think I missed all that by not pledging a sorority in college. (Not that the tiny liberal arts college I went to HAD a sorority, but if it did, I'm sure I'd have shunned it, so it's all the same, right?)
You WILL get foot fetish emails, y'know. Sadly I know all too well of what I speak.
I did a once off gag page on my old site about the terror of having ginormous tootsies. You know, a sort of top 10 list of the pros and cons of possessing same(ie: pro, can canoe in shoe should NYC ever become flooded. con, must earn GNP of small third world country to afford shoes). And, of course, I threw up a few pics for Comedic Value. Little did I know what was in store for me.
I haven't updated that site since 2004 or so I think and I STILL get weird emails from men who are, apparently, enamored of women with gunboats for feet (bleurgh). I may make a post out of said mails one day for sheer comedy/creepiness value.
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