My Funny Valentine

Last night:

Diana: "Thank you for the lovely roses." [kiss, kiss]

Charles: "Sort of a Valentine's tradition. Thanks for the hand-dipped truffles. And the romantic tick-themed card." [kiss, kiss]

Diana: "Well, it seemed appropriate for Wisconsin deer country. If you can't say it with blood sucking parasites, why say it at all."

{Segue into several minutes of each trying to out-gross the other with romantic tick impressions}

Charles: "Remind me to apply Frontline to Emma in a few weeks."

We don't do lovey-goopy well.

We do oddball extremely well, though. Keeps the magic.